Author Topic: Forum Game X: Corrupted Wish! (Read 10185 times)

creeperinmypants · « **Reply #125 on:** November 11, 2011, 06:31:17 AM »

Quote from: Zigamafa on November 06, 2011, 11:25:08 PM

The Star goes supernova
I wish that my job wouldn't suck so much

Granted , you have been fired for stealing
I wish that my head was on fire

Jeralyn Lex · « **Reply #126 on:** December 05, 2011, 02:00:48 AM »

Granted, but somebody puts you out before you can be injured enough to receive monetary compensation for your troubles.

I wish for an army of peeps (the marshmallow treat. Not the vernacular term.)

Megatherium · « **Reply #127 on:** December 08, 2011, 11:56:31 PM »

Granted. Unfortunately, the opposing army has a microwave gun, leaving you with nothing but a writhing mass of marshmallow goo.

I wish they still made Surge pop.

Good Dog · « **Reply #128 on:** December 16, 2011, 12:58:23 PM »

Granted. but, they change a key ingredient... which causes vomiting in most cases. (Hence renaming it: Purge.)

I wish I was taller.

InfinityFire · « **Reply #129 on:** December 19, 2011, 05:30:44 AM »

Granted, you are now one millimeter taller.

I wish for a Sonic Screwdriver.

Ruffie Rampant · « **Reply #130 on:** December 20, 2011, 11:48:32 AM »

It turns out to be a Tails Screwdriver.

I wish to not be accepted to Uni of Michigan

Wolftailz · « **Reply #131 on:** December 31, 2011, 03:33:22 AM »

Granted, but no other college accepted you, and you will be forced to live the rest of your life doing hard labor for minimum wage.

I wish my college GPA was higher.

InfinityFire · « **Reply #132 on:** December 31, 2011, 06:28:05 AM »

Granted, your GPA is now 0.01 points higher.

I wish my fursuit footpaws were no longer damaged.

Wolftailz · « **Reply #133 on:** January 02, 2012, 04:11:06 AM »

Granted, but they are 2 sizes too small.

I wish I had a job.

Jeralyn Lex · « **Reply #134 on:** January 04, 2012, 07:07:31 PM »

Granted. You have a job, but it's an unpaid internship. With no room for advancement. And all of the other interns are a lot more skilled than you, and more likely to be hired.

I wish for nutella.

Zigamafa · « **Reply #135 on:** February 14, 2012, 02:54:28 AM »

Granted. You have Nutella but you also get Salmonella from the aforementioned Nutella
I wish I Wasn't afflicted with the ADD

Megatherium · « **Reply #136 on:** February 15, 2012, 09:19:01 PM »

Granted. You are instead afflicted with the SUBTRACT.

I wish for a telephone that can handle flash.

Space_Dingo · « **Reply #137 on:** March 05, 2012, 01:50:30 AM »

Granted. Your new phone can now handle bright flashes of light while still operating, even though it's an old rotary phone from the 70's.

I wish I could transfer to a new town for work.

InfinityFire · « **Reply #138 on:** March 05, 2012, 01:58:18 AM »

Granted. Your work transfers you to Tripoli, Libya.

I wish to have a very happy birthday today.

Aiko Oller · « **Reply #139 on:** March 22, 2012, 04:33:18 PM »

Granted, but you some how get amnesia and forget it all.

I wish i could form a good band.

InfinityFire · « **Reply #140 on:** March 23, 2012, 06:39:08 AM »

Granted. You now have the ability to make very fine strips of ribbon.

I wish for my preparations for FCN to go well.

ErrorWolf · « **Reply #141 on:** June 22, 2012, 03:38:37 AM »

Granted, but you spent so much time prepping, you sleep through the con.

I wish for a Holodeck.

Dogmacoria · « **Reply #142 on:** August 11, 2012, 10:51:43 AM »

Granted, unfortunately the only program it knows is the Teletubby world.

I wish for Tentacles to sprout from my back.

Wahaneta · « **Reply #143 on:** August 11, 2012, 05:47:10 PM »

Quote from: Dogmacoria on August 11, 2012, 10:51:43 AM

Granted, unfortunately the only program it knows is the Teletubby world.

I wish for Tentacles to sprout from my back.

Congrats! You now have dead, limp tentacles dragging behind you...and they smell like arse

I wish I had more commissions!

Zigamafa · « **Reply #144 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:53:01 PM »

Granted, However, you are unable to keep up with demand and you quickly amass a two year waiting list. People become bitter about the long wait time and they begin to hate you.

I wish that vigilantism was a viable carreer option

Jeralyn Lex · « **Reply #145 on:** August 27, 2012, 02:23:45 AM »

Granted, but it carries with it a mortality rate on par with suicide bombers.

I wish for a better car.

Viktor Dezhnyov · « **Reply #146 on:** August 28, 2012, 11:53:29 AM »

Granted, however, the 'better' car is stolen and has foreign diplomatic plates. Drive FAST my friend.

I wish I could change my form into my fursonas whenever I choose.

Wahaneta · « **Reply #147 on:** August 28, 2012, 03:51:00 PM »

Your wish is my command! However you get stuck in the middle of a transformation and now you'll have to wax those patches of fur off or join a freakshow.

I wish the new season of walking dead was on already D:

InfinityFire · « **Reply #148 on:** August 28, 2012, 06:17:47 PM »

Granted, but all of the new episodes of the season are on for one day, and tomorrow you get to go right back to waiting for new episodes.

I wish computer programming made more sense to me.

Zigamafa · « **Reply #149 on:** September 09, 2012, 05:32:39 PM »

Granted! You're now a computer

I wish that I had a glass eyeball

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